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A few weeks later, Bill returns home absolutely ashen. " "Do you remember how I told you about my tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer? " "I got fired." "No, Bill I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh, um, she got fired, too."An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam.His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, "No honey for you for one month! She jumps and stomps on it, and then looks up to find Little Johnny and her husband watching her.

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"Well," Johnny replied, "Don't fuck with Uncle Ted when he's been drinking."While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny kills a honeybee. Later that evening as Johnny's mother cooks dinner, a cockroach run across the kitchen floor."A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool.After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke? In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something."One day at the end of class, little Johnny's teacher asks the class to go home and think of a story to be concluded with the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell their story. "My dad owns a farm and every Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market.

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